| Gen Fic Synchronal Jayne. PG-13-R. Something ain't right. 20K April 2, 2006 Eleven Ways Simon Tam Comes Out Simon. PG-13. Simon's gay. Really. 16K April 2, 2006 Cunning and Unbalanced Jayne, Simon. G. Jayne's looking for something different. Crack-esque. 12K March 16, 2006 After(shock) Crew. Post-movie. PG. Zoe goes numb. 12K March 15, 2006 Character Study Inara. PG. He doesn't understand how much skill it takes to fully play a role. 32K March 15, 2006 Confounding Jayne, Kaylee, PG. Kaylee in a bad mood is confounding. 8K March 15, 2006 Glass Walls snapshots Jayne, Simon. PG. Sequel to Glass Walls. 12K March 15, 2006 One Day in Cerulean Township Crew. G. So 'G' it hurts. Doomed. Mal was doomed. Crackfic. 12K March 15, 2006 Pieces Tossed Aside Mal, Crew (a bit of Jayne/Kaylee & Mal/Simon, but really genfic). Paquin goes silent. Everything else follows. 60K March 15, 2006 The Pastry Caper Crew (some Jayne/Simon, but really gen). PG. Inara is supposed to be an asset, not a liability. 24K March 15, 2006 B-team Wash, Kaylee, Simon, Jayne. PG-13. They're the big damn heroes who will save the day. Maybe. 16K March 15, 2006 Five Vignettes on the Theme of Theft Wash, Kaylee, Jayne, Mal, Simon. PG. 8K March 15, 2006 Fruit ain't for target practice Jayne, Kaylee, Simon. PG. Quince-fic. 8K March 15, 2006 Respectable Jayne. NC-17 (some Jayne/f). They'd better not make him wait long. 44K March 15, 2006 Wasted Opportunity Jayne, Kaylee, Simon, Mal. PG. Sometimes Jayne thinks Simon has a sign on his forehead. 16K March 15, 2006 Unbalanced Jayne, Inara. PG. "Jayne, are we having a conversation?" 12K March 15, 2006 Scars Zoe. PG. Zoe has scars everywhere. 8K June 22, 2003 Overload River. PG. River's in overload. 6K July 12, 2003 Left Behind Crew. PG. What happens to those who are left behind? Deathfic. 48K May 15, 2003 Vacancy Jayne, Mal, Crew. R. Something's stewing, and Mal isn't too happy when he finds out what it is. 36K April 19, 2003 Aurora Serenity lands on a ice-planet with a legitimate job. Things don't go smooth. PG. 40K April 4, 2003 Glass Walls Jayne, Simon, R. Prison. A bit of a possible future. 64K March 5, 2003 Merc Talk: The
Magazine
for all your Merc Needs Crew. PG. Snapshots of what might have been. 28K February 1, 2003 |
Slash Fic (sorted by pairing) Jayne/Simon
An Arrangement of Parts
Jayne/Simon, NC-17 Against all odds, Simon and Jayne actually work well together. 60K April 13, 2006 Euphemisms
of the Rich and Fancible Exhibitionist
Jayne/Simon. PG. Usually the funny involves Jayne. Mal lives for those days. 12K March 16, 2006 Happenstance. Thing. Occurrence. That's all. Jayne/Simon. PG-13. It's never going to happen again. Simon's serious this time. 20K March 16, 2006 Adjustments Jayne/Simon, Mal. NC-17 Post-movie. Everyone has adjustments to make. 16K March 15, 2006 Ambiguity Jayne/Simon. PG Genderfuck. 12K March 15, 2006 Choice Jayne/Simon. R Post-movie. War. 12K March 15, 2006 Half-life Jayne/Simon. R. Expanded scene from Choice. 8K March 15, 2006 Crush Jayne/Simon. PG 8K March 15, 2006 Indecent Jayne/Simon. R Simon should have known. 8K March 15, 2006 Lifeless Jayne/Simon, Mal. PG. The first morning, Simon wanders outside to find the shuttled coated in a light dew. 16K March 15, 2006 Offer Jayne/Simon, Mal. PG Some jobs leave a mark on a man. Sequel to The Pastry Caper 8K March 15, 2006 Something Jayne/Simon. NC-17. Simon knows something's wrong when they're late. 8K March 15, 2006 Sometimes, things just go down smooth Jayne/Simon. NC-17 Jayne has his eye on something. Simon has a plan. 36K March 15, 2006 Two Scenes From the Genderfuck Universe Jayne/Simon. PG. A couple of scenes from the same 'verse as Ambiguity. Genderfuck. 12K March 15, 2006 The End that Crowns Us Mal/Jayne; Jayne/Simon; Zoe/Wash; Mal/Inara Four ways to have sex before you die. Apocasmut. 32K March 15, 2006 Wait Jayne/Simon. PG-13 Something sharp is digging into his butt. 8K March 15, 2006 Assessment Jayne/Simon. NC-17. Simon has assessed the situation and made a decision. 60K January 4, 2003 Big Damn Hero Jayne/Simon. NC-17. Simon's gratitude is starting to get to Jayne. 20K November 20, 2002 Turned Out Lies Jayne/Simon. PG-13. Simon may be a bit slow on the uptake, but he's not stupid. Sequel to Big Damn Hero. 24K December 1, 2002 That Smell Ain't Cattle Jayne/Simon. PG. Wake Up Gay story (Jayne). 16K November 16, 2002 Thrown Askew Jayne/Simon. NC-17. Simon isn't sure what he wants, but he gets it anyway. 28K December 3, 2002 Kaylee/Inara
Air Kaylee/Inara. R. Post-movie. Inara's changed. 24K March 15, 2006 Curvature Kaylee/Inara (Kaylee/Simon). PG. Post-movie. Everything has sharp lines, jagged edges. 8K March 15, 2006 Feather Stitch Kaylee/Inara. PG-13. Inara loves all the textures. 20K October 2002 Mal/Simon
Scent of Sulphur, Brush of Green Mal/Simon. PG-13. A new crisis wasn't in Mal's plan. 40K March 16, 2006 No Good Mal/Simon. PG. Post-movie. "We didn't have a choice," Zoe says. 12K March 15, 2006 Pieces Tossed Aside Mal, Crew (a bit of Jayne/Kaylee & Mal/Simon, but really genfic). Paquin goes silent. Everything else follows. 60K March 15, 2006 Spectacle Mal/Simon. PG. It's like poking at a wound. 20K March 15, 2006 Settlement Mal/Simon. PG. Simon has settled, Mal hasn't. Future fic. 32K January 14, 2003 Finished Jayne/Mal. R. Jayne's never been real good with people. 20K March 15, 2006 Concord Jayne/Mal. R. Jayne has a powerful brain. Pre-Series. 20K March 15, 2006 Brought to Heel Jayne/Mal, PG-13. Some R&R time, and Jayne's past interferes. 52K April 5, 2003 Smoke on the Horizon Jayne/Mal. NC-17. It ain't right, that's all. 32K November 10, 2002 Misc.
Pairings
Distracted Mal/Wash. PG-13. Mal puts on his best smile, his recruiting smile. AU. 40K March 15, 2006 Wiretap Mal/m. PG. Mal and war. 12K January 19, 2003 Prospect Jayne/m. NC-17 They're the best prospects you've seen in a long time. 32K March 21, 2003 Prospect II: Horizon Jayne/m. NC-17. You remember him; part of the interesting crew from a while back. Sequel to Prospect. 36K May 8, 2003 Sexing, thieving, lying, stabbing: Who's to know, with whores? Jayne/m. R. Jayne once ran a string of whores. 40K March 15, 2006 |
| Het Fic/Other Rhythm Jayne/Simon/Kaylee. NC-17.
Simon isn't sure how this started. 12K March 15, 2006 The End that Crowns Us Mal/Jayne; Jayne/Simon; Zoe/Wash; Mal/Inara Four ways to have sex before you die. Apocasmut. 32K March 15, 2006 The Process of Becoming Misplaced Jayne/River. R. It's something. Movie spoilers. 12K March 15, 2006 The Whole Show Saffron/Badger, Mal. PG-13 Some days, Mal figures the 'verse is out to get him. Other days, not so much. 12K March 15, 2006 Weapon of Choice Jayne/Helen. PG. He looks at her bright hair and the way she stands a little taller than the others. Sequel to Sturdy. 12K March 15, 2006 Expedient Jayne/Kaylee. NC-17. Makes sense to work it out together. 20K December 16, 2002 Restless Jayne/Kaylee. NC-17. Kaylee's restless. Sequel to Expedient. 32K March 27, 2003. Sturdy Helen, Jayne. PG. Helen gets a certain kind of customer. 20K May 23, 2003 |
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