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"As cute as you are, Simon, I'm a married man and Zoe would kick my ass. Now, stop pouting, and go try
your luck with Mal or Jayne. Best try Mal first, as Jayne's not real fond of you. Umm. Neither is
Mal, but at least he probably won't kill you. Probably."



Gen Fic

Synchronal
Jayne. PG-13-R.
Something ain't right.
20K
April 2, 2006

Eleven Ways Simon Tam Comes Out
Simon. PG-13.
Simon's gay. Really.
16K
April 2, 2006

Cunning and Unbalanced
Jayne, Simon. G.
Jayne's looking for something different. Crack-esque.
12K
March 16, 2006

After(shock)
Crew. Post-movie. PG.
Zoe goes numb.
12K
March 15, 2006

Character Study
Inara. PG.
He doesn't understand how much skill it takes to fully play a role.
32K
March 15, 2006

Confounding
Jayne, Kaylee, PG.
Kaylee in a bad mood is confounding.
8K
March 15, 2006

Glass Walls snapshots
Jayne, Simon. PG.
Sequel to Glass Walls.
12K
March 15, 2006

One Day in Cerulean Township
Crew. G. So 'G' it hurts.
Doomed. Mal was doomed. Crackfic.
12K
March 15, 2006

Pieces Tossed Aside
Mal, Crew (a bit of Jayne/Kaylee & Mal/Simon, but really genfic).
Paquin goes silent. Everything else follows.
60K
March 15, 2006

The Pastry Caper
Crew (some Jayne/Simon, but really gen). PG.
Inara is supposed to be an asset, not a liability.
24K
March 15, 2006

B-team
Wash, Kaylee, Simon, Jayne. PG-13.
They're the big damn heroes who will save the day. Maybe.
16K
March 15, 2006

Five Vignettes on the Theme of Theft
Wash, Kaylee, Jayne, Mal, Simon. PG.
8K
March 15, 2006

Fruit ain't for target practice
Jayne, Kaylee, Simon. PG.
Quince-fic.
8K
March 15, 2006

Respectable
Jayne. NC-17 (some Jayne/f).
They'd better not make him wait long.
44K
March 15, 2006

Wasted Opportunity
Jayne, Kaylee, Simon, Mal. PG.
Sometimes Jayne thinks Simon has a sign on his forehead.
16K
March 15, 2006

Unbalanced
Jayne, Inara. PG.
"Jayne, are we having a conversation?"
12K
March 15, 2006

Scars
Zoe. PG.
Zoe has scars everywhere.
8K
June 22, 2003

Overload
River. PG.
River's in overload.
6K
July 12, 2003

Left Behind
Crew. PG.
What happens to those who are left behind?
Deathfic.
48K
May 15, 2003

Vacancy
Jayne, Mal, Crew. R.
Something's stewing, and Mal isn't too happy when he finds out what it is.
36K
April 19, 2003

Aurora
Serenity lands on a ice-planet with a legitimate job. Things don't go smooth.
PG.
40K
April 4, 2003

Glass Walls
Jayne, Simon, R.
Prison. A bit of a possible future.
64K
March 5, 2003

Merc Talk: The Magazine for all your Merc Needs
Featuring our Merc of the Month: Jayne Cobb!

by Ana and Ozsaur
Ummm....a mix of Soldier of Fortune and Tiger Beat?
Yeah.  No Rating.  Slashy, gen-y, het-y.
February 19 2003

Divergence
Crew. PG.
Snapshots of what might have been.
28K
February 1, 2003












Slash Fic
(sorted by pairing)

Jayne/Simon

An Arrangement of Parts
Jayne/Simon, NC-17
Against all odds, Simon and Jayne actually work well together.
60K
April 13, 2006

Town of the Backberth Freaks
Jayne/Simon, NC-17
Jayne's not doing that.
20K
March 24, 2006

Euphemisms of the Rich and Fancible Exhibitionist
Jayne/Simon. PG.
Usually the funny involves Jayne. Mal lives for those days.
12K
March 16, 2006

Happenstance. Thing. Occurrence. That's all.
Jayne/Simon. PG-13.
It's never going to happen again. Simon's serious this time.
20K
March 16, 2006

Adjustments
Jayne/Simon, Mal. NC-17
Post-movie. Everyone has adjustments to make.
16K
March 15, 2006

Ambiguity
Jayne/Simon. PG
Genderfuck.
12K
March 15, 2006

Choice
Jayne/Simon. R
Post-movie. War.
12K
March 15, 2006

Half-life
Jayne/Simon. R.
Expanded scene from Choice.
8K
March 15, 2006

Crush
Jayne/Simon. PG
8K
March 15, 2006

Indecent
Jayne/Simon. R
Simon should have known.
8K
March 15, 2006

Lifeless
Jayne/Simon, Mal. PG.
The first morning, Simon wanders outside to find the shuttled coated in a light dew.
16K
March 15, 2006

Offer
Jayne/Simon, Mal. PG
Some jobs leave a mark on a man. Sequel to The Pastry Caper
8K
March 15, 2006

Something
Jayne/Simon. NC-17.
Simon knows something's wrong when they're late.
8K
March 15, 2006

Sometimes, things just go down smooth
Jayne/Simon. NC-17
Jayne has his eye on something. Simon has a plan.
36K
March 15, 2006

Two Scenes From the Genderfuck Universe
Jayne/Simon. PG.
A couple of scenes from the same 'verse as Ambiguity.
Genderfuck.
12K
March 15, 2006

The End that Crowns Us
Mal/Jayne; Jayne/Simon; Zoe/Wash; Mal/Inara
Four ways to have sex before you die. Apocasmut.
32K
March 15, 2006

Wait
Jayne/Simon. PG-13
Something sharp is digging into his butt.
8K
March 15, 2006

Assessment
Jayne/Simon. NC-17.
Simon has assessed the situation and made a decision.
60K
January 4, 2003

Big Damn Hero
Jayne/Simon. NC-17.
Simon's gratitude is starting to get to Jayne.
20K
November 20, 2002

Turned Out Lies
Jayne/Simon. PG-13.
Simon may be a bit slow on the uptake, but he's not stupid. Sequel to Big Damn Hero.
24K
December 1, 2002

That Smell Ain't Cattle
Jayne/Simon. PG.
Wake Up Gay story (Jayne).
16K
November 16, 2002

Thrown Askew
Jayne/Simon. NC-17.
Simon isn't sure what he wants, but he gets it anyway.
28K
December 3, 2002



Kaylee/Inara

Air
Kaylee/Inara. R.
Post-movie. Inara's changed.
24K
March 15, 2006

Curvature
Kaylee/Inara (Kaylee/Simon). PG.
Post-movie.
Everything has sharp lines, jagged edges.
8K
March 15, 2006

Feather Stitch
Kaylee/Inara. PG-13.
Inara loves all the textures.
20K
October 2002


Mal/Simon

Scent of Sulphur, Brush of Green
Mal/Simon. PG-13.
A new crisis wasn't in Mal's plan.
40K
March 16, 2006

No Good
Mal/Simon. PG.
Post-movie.
"We didn't have a choice," Zoe says.
12K
March 15, 2006

Pieces Tossed Aside
Mal, Crew (a bit of Jayne/Kaylee & Mal/Simon, but really genfic).
Paquin goes silent. Everything else follows.
60K
March 15, 2006

Spectacle
Mal/Simon. PG.
It's like poking at a wound.
20K
March 15, 2006

Settlement
Mal/Simon. PG.
Simon has settled, Mal hasn't. Future fic.
32K
January 14, 2003



Jayne/Mal

Good Deal
Jayne/Mal. R.
Does Mal ever listen to Simon's warnings?
16K
March 18, 2006

Finished
Jayne/Mal. R.
Jayne's never been real good with people.
20K
March 15, 2006

Concord
Jayne/Mal. R.
Jayne has a powerful brain. Pre-Series.
20K
March 15, 2006

Brought to Heel
Jayne/Mal, PG-13.
Some R&R time, and Jayne's past interferes.
52K
April 5, 2003

Smoke on the Horizon
Jayne/Mal. NC-17.
It ain't right, that's all.
32K
November 10, 2002


Misc. Pairings

Distracted
Mal/Wash. PG-13.
Mal puts on his best smile, his recruiting smile. AU.
40K
March 15, 2006

Wiretap
Mal/m. PG.
Mal and war.
12K
January 19, 2003

Prospect
Jayne/m. NC-17
They're the best prospects you've seen in a long time.
32K
March 21, 2003

Prospect II: Horizon
Jayne/m. NC-17.
You remember him; part of the interesting crew from a while back. Sequel to Prospect.
36K
May 8, 2003

Sexing, thieving, lying, stabbing: Who's to know, with whores?
Jayne/m. R.
Jayne once ran a string of whores.
40K
March 15, 2006





Het Fic/Other

Rhythm
Jayne/Simon/Kaylee. NC-17.
Simon isn't sure how this started.
12K
March 15, 2006

The End that Crowns Us
Mal/Jayne; Jayne/Simon; Zoe/Wash; Mal/Inara
Four ways to have sex before you die. Apocasmut.
32K
March 15, 2006

The Process of Becoming Misplaced
Jayne/River. R.
It's something.
Movie spoilers.
12K
March 15, 2006

The Whole Show
Saffron/Badger, Mal. PG-13
Some days, Mal figures the 'verse is out to get him. Other days, not so much.
12K
March 15, 2006

Weapon of Choice
Jayne/Helen. PG.
He looks at her bright hair and the way she stands a little taller than the others. Sequel to Sturdy.
12K
March 15, 2006

Expedient
Jayne/Kaylee. NC-17.
Makes sense to work it out together.
20K
December 16, 2002

Restless
Jayne/Kaylee. NC-17.
Kaylee's restless. Sequel to Expedient.
32K
March 27, 2003.

Sturdy
Helen, Jayne. PG.
Helen gets a certain kind of customer.
20K
May 23, 2003


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